Quote from Sonia in Perfect Pairs
Gloria: Sonia, I have very bad news to tell you. Sonia: Let me get Néstor. He's my rock. Néstor! Gloria: Ay, what happened to my independent sister that I admired so much because she needed no man? Sonia: Where... is he? Gloria: Well, I thought he was a gold digger, so I chased him out. Sonia: You did what?! Gloria: But the silver lining is that you still have all your money! Sonia: What money? I don't have any money! Gloria: What do you mean? The money from the hot-sauce business that you're doing so well. Sonia: No, it was all a lie. I just didn't want him to be suspicious. Look, I'm wearing aluminum earrings! They're turning my ears green! Ay! It took me two years to land that rich, beautiful moron. Where am I going to get that kind of money?! Ow! Ow! Ow! Oh, I tripped! Someone call a lawyer! Gloria: You didn't trip. Sonia: Yes, I did! Look! [pours drink] Uh, the floor is all wet. Gloria: Sonia, that didn't work at the Princess Cruise ship, and it's not going to work here.