Jay: Gloria, I'm back! You wouldn't believe how cheap cargo shorts are in Quebec. All our Christmas shopping is done. Gloria?
Bridget: Hello.
Jay: Hi. Did... Could you always talk?
Bridget: I'm Bridget, your new smart fridge. Can I get you anything?
Jay: No, thank you. Uh, Bridget, listen, I'm sure you're very nice and all that, but I don't need everything to be smart. I'm gonna go get a dumb Scotch, eat some dumb peanuts, sit in a dumb chair. [10 minutes later] I was a wonderful dancer, I was, but it didn't fit what my dad wanted for me.