Phil: Dylan?
Dylan: Oh, Mr. D. You jog here, too?
Phil: I'm a half a block from my house. Are you wearing boots?
Dylan: Okay, this is less of a coincidence than it seems. I've been following you around for a few days. It's about Haley. I know she's in a relationship, but I love her, and I think she loves me.
Phil: Dylan, I heard about what happened. I wouldn't read too much into it. It was only one kiss.
Dylan: Uh...
Phil: Oh, no. Two kisses?
Dylan: Okay.