Jay: I wanted to bring Stella on the trip to cheer her up. She never sees seasons, but Gloria wanted one night with just the two of us in bed, so I did the only sensible thing.
Claire: You left her at home with a dog sitter?
Jay: Checked her in the hotel down the road. I'm trying to get some wine in Gloria so she passes out early and I can sneak off and feed Stella.
Claire: The hotel down the road? You mean the Ritz?
Jay: I had points. Calm down.