Phil: Hey, buddy.
Joe: Are you gonna yell at me, too?
Phil: Listen. The reason Claire was yelling at you was to protect my feelings. She knows I can't compete with you, which is, um which is why I have to ask you a really big favor. Can you pick another girl? I mean, you can have anyone you want, but Claire's all I've got. I'd be lost without her. I don't even know how I got her in the first place.
Joe: You are pretty silly.
Phil: What do you say? Dude to dude, will you back off?
Joe: Okay. Is Haley seeing anyone?
Phil: Easy.