Quote from Jay in It's the Great Pumpkin, Phil Dunphy
Jay: All right, here's what happened. Right after you sent the text saying the kitchen was done, the inspector popped in for a little surprise visit, nails us with four violations, which pushes us back for a couple of weeks now. Blame me. I can take the hit from Cam. You stay with Claire 'cause I can't take the hit from Gloria. Mitchell: Right. Jay: Bup-bup-bup-bup-bup! Not a word. I do all the talking. Because you're a terrible liar. Cameron: Hey. There you are. Good day? Mitchell: Mm-hmm. Cameron: Mm-hmm? What... what's that supposed to mean? You only say that when you're guilty. [sniffs] You smell like smoke. Oh, my God, did you burn the kitchen down again? Jay: It's like you don't want me to help you!