Gloria: My seat is cold, and the flowers wilted. I see that my sister has been here.
Jay: Will you get over that? She couldn't have been nicer. We talked about Joe. I told her how well your hot-sauce business was going. By the way, have you tried one of these cookies?
Gloria: Why did you tell her about the sauce? Everybody, get your things. We have to leave Juarez right now!
Jay: What?! It took me 45 minutes to get into this outfit!
Gloria: You know how crazy Sonia can be. She's gonna be so jealous now that she knows that I am a very successful businesswoman.
Jay: Aren't you 400 bucks in the hole on that thing?