Quote from Jay in Crazy Train
Jay: And, again, I'm sorry to have worried you guys about Dede. Donna: Oh, please. It's not like Carl's father is such a prize. Carl: What? Donna: He snapped and burned your mom's house down. Carl: [nervous chuckle] She's kidding. Uh, we're doing a roast, too. Donna: Yeah, right. Your mother was almost a roast.