Quote from Haley in Crazy Train
Haley: Hi. I'm Haley. Simon Hastings: Pleasure. I'm a massive fraud. Haley: Sounds like you need a drink. Simon Hastings: I'm not sure that's a good idea. I used to have something of a- Haley: Oh, come on. I feel weird drinking alone. [aside to camera:] Haley: I don't. I just wanted him to pay.