Jay: Hey, pal. Before you call your dad, what I was saying about Dede was me just covering up because I lost the greatest, most stable person I've ever known.
Carl: But you seemed so angry.
Jay: It's because I can't get over her. I've tried everything: therapy, pills, electricity. [voice breaking] I'm sorry. It's just that I miss her so much. I-I'm gonna see the luckiest man in the world marry the most wonderful woman in the world, and I have nobody.
Porter: Excuse me, sir. This woman says she's your wife.
Jay: Never seen her before.
Gloria: [shouting in Spanish]