Claire: There she is, our little genius. Look at my conscientious little girl getting ready to leave for college a whole day early.
Alex: I'm leaving today.
Claire: What? No. No, no. No, no. We have a plan. I-I was gonna make your favorite meal for dinner, and then we were gonna fight because of separation anxiety, and then tomorrow morning, we would make up before you leave for good. I just- Oh!
Alex: No, no, guys, this is exactly why I didn't tell you!
Phil: But I can't take you. I have a showing. I was gonna burn a CD of goodbye songs for the ride.
Alex: I have never felt better about a decision.