Claire: Give me a break, Phil!
Phil: What do you want from me?!
Haley: Shh!
Alex: I didn't say anything.
Claire: A little compassion when you thought I was pregnant would have been nice!
Phil: I'm sorry. It was a knee-jerk reaction.
Claire: You got that half right!
Phil: Well, you're not pregnant, anyway, so who cares?! And what did I say that was so terrible?!
Claire: Well, I believe your exact words were, "Ggreat, another kid that we can screw up."
Phil: Oh, well, I'm sorry, but we both know it's true.
Claire: Wait, are you saying that we never should have had them in the first place?
Phil: Like you never said that!