Claire: [aside to camera] Phil has $1,000 hidden in the house, and he's made up a crazy mnemonic device to remember the location, which he changes every month to stay ahead of the bad guys. What bad guys?
[flashback:]
Phil: "Loot" rhymes with "coot," which takes us to... this picture of your grandfather.
[flashback:]
Phil: "Moola" sounds like "coola."
Claire: Not a word.
Phil: Money is in the air-conditioning vent.