Jay: Why can't we just repurpose some of the stuff from Manny's party last night? We got half a cake left. The balloons are fine.
Gloria: It's bad enough that both my sons have to share the same birthday. At least they deserve their own party.
Jay: You think Joe's gonna mind day-old cake? He can't even eat it. He's got three teeth.
Gloria: I'll remember that in 20 years when you want cake.