Quote from Claire in And One to Grow On
Haley: Hey, I'm not doing anything. I guess I could take her. Alex: Great! I'll go check the tire pressure and the fluid levels! Haley: Fun! Can't wait! Be out in a sec! [to Claire] Okay, my rate just went up. Claire: All right, but this buys your time and your silence. Alex can never know how much I hate driving with her. [horn honks] Mm, she's in a hurry today. Haley: Oh, that's just step one of her nine-point safety test. Step two is checking the horn to make sure checking the horn didn't break the horn. [horn honks] Claire: She should never drive.