Quote from Claire in And One to Grow On
Alex: Hey, mom, can you take me driving? My test is coming up, and I really need to practice. Claire: Oh, honey, I would, but I've got a big closets and blinds union meeting today. [aside to camera:] Claire: There is no closets and blinds union. Driving with Alex is torture. She drives so slowly. I have to be the only parent who slams on the imaginary gas.