Phil: Just sold the most expensive house in town, sight unseen, all cash. How 'bout that?
Haley: I'm proud of you, dad.
Phil: Pretty great day for all the Dunphys.
Alex: [on the phone] And then I said, "Michelle, do you honestly believe every stupid rumor you hear?" Oh, you haven't heard? Well, apparently, one of my exes is just, like...
Claire: [on the phone] Tim, I- I am so sorry that you got hurt, and I will get to the bottom of it, but I suspect it was sabotage by the competition. Maybe Closets, Closets, Closets, Closets.
Luke: [on the phone] Not too bad, a little puffy, kind of like your eyes were when you saw "Finding Nemo," Miller.
Phil: Like I said, positive attitude.