Quote from Phil in The Future Dunphys
Claire: Kids will always want to quit when things get hard if you let 'em. This is a girl who was kicked out of college. The least she can do is stick it out at a little- Uh, Phil? Phil: Sorry. Look, all we can do is give Haley the time to find out who she is. Claire: Or we could save that time, and I could tell her who she is. Norman: Let me know how that works out. Claire: Excuse me? Norman: Oh, sorry, but my TV doesn't work, and you're all I've got. I'm Norman. Phil: Good to meet you, Norman. [offers hand to shake, takes it back] What are you in for? Norman: Triple bypass. Phil: Awesome. [shakes Norman's hand]