Phil: Hey, did you know there's a girl with a crush on Luke?
Claire: Olivia.
Phil: Yeah. Oh, and Haley's totally done with Corey.
Claire: That's new.
Phil: Alex is teaching herself Chinese so she'll be useful when they finish buying us.
Claire: She's so weird.
Phil: I really want to be able to drive the kids around. I need a bigger car for work. I made a mistake.
Claire: No, you didn't. You bought it for a reason. When did we stop coming to the beach?
Phil: I think it was when Alex started printing out water quality reports.
Claire: She'll be China's problem soon.