Mitchell: Okay, Lily, time to get dressed.
Cameron: I can't believe Alex is gonna be in high school. I feel so old.
Mitchell: Well, you feel old? I was there when she was born in the delivery room. If I wasn't gay before...
Cameron: Oh, please. You wouldn't have lasted two minutes on a farm. I've witnessed all kinds of birthing. Never batted an eye. I've seen cattle. I've seen hogs. I've seen goats. I've even seen the three-legged... [falls in the pool] Oh! Whoa!
Mitchell: [laughing hysterically] Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I'm sorry.
Cameron: Really, Mitchell? I could have just died.