Gloria: Are you okay, baby? Do you need another pillow?
Jay: I know you think this is nothing, but he did say it could be an ulcer.
Gloria: He also said it could be gas. Do you want me to burp you? Come here. Come here.
Manny: Dollars to doughnuts it's diverticulitis.
Doctor: Actually, it's not.
Gloria: Aha!
Doctor: You have acute appendicitis. We need to get you into surgery right away.
Jay: Emergency surgery. I told you it was something. Aha!