Phil: Oy. This must be Scout, huh?
Frank Dunphy: I should warn you. He sheds. I made the mistake of letting him sleep with me on the road. Now my sheets look like two bigfoots did it. [to Claire] Pardon the language.
Phil: How's Mom?
Frank Dunphy: Speaking of big feet, eh? She's on a cruise with her girlfriends, some of which are not totally unattractive.