Frank Dunphy: Your mother-in-law just had to have the dog. Turns out she's allergic.
Claire: And the pet store didn't have a grace period or a return policy or anything?
Frank Dunphy: I got him from the pound.
Phil: [entering] Was there a twister in Kansas? 'Cause there's a house in my driveway.
Frank Dunphy: Welcome home, Mr. Dunphy.
Phil: Uh, always a pleasure, Mr. Dunphy.
Frank Dunphy: Indeed it is, Mr. Dunphy. Place it there.
Phil: Oh, I shall. I shall.