[Phil is playing in a batting cage:]
Phil: Didn't your mama teach you never to take a ride from a stranger? Got a little vacation time coming up? Have fun on the moon! Not feeling too well lately? Maybe you should come see the doctor and I'll get rid of it!
Kid: What's that supposed to mean?
Woman on P.A.: Attention. If you're here for Phil's birthday party, they're gathering in the picnic area. Phil's birthday party.
Phil: My wife knew I'd be here. She put together a whole party for me.
Kid: Does that really make up for not getting an iPad?
Phil: Don't make me sorry I shared that with you. Okay?