Jay: Why? What's the matter? You got problems with Cam?
Mitchell: No! Wh-Why would you say that?
Jay: Well, come on. I mean, you know, sharing a room with a guy? I mean, I bunked with my brother. I know that can get pretty rough.
Mitchell: I don't "bunk" with Cam. Dad, I just wanna learn a little self-defense, you know.