[asides to camera]
Mitchell: What am I most afraid of? Hmm. Let's see.
Alex: Global warming and getting a "B."
Claire: The phone ringing in the middle of the night.
Phil: That I'm too much of a perfectionist.
Claire: Honey, this isn't a job interview.
Phil: Oh, man. Job interviews.
Jay: Nothing.
Gloria: Yeah, right. What about the pigeons?
Jay: Oh, I don't like them. They're shifty.
Cameron: Losing Mitchell.
Mitchell: Oh! Hotel bedspreads. Ooh.
Haley: Never getting my driver's license. Or getting one and the picture sucks.
Manny: Dying alone.