Gloria: It was sweet how Mitch didn't have to think twice about going.
Jay: Well, it's like he said, it's his turn to support Cam. Almost the same thing I'm trying to do for you, except I'm pissing you off.
Gloria: Because you won't do anything the way that I would do it!
Jay: I don't see anyone else complaining.
Gloria: That's the worst part... that nobody needs me. It's 2020. I shouldn't be losing jobs to an old white man.
Jay: When Manny gets homesick, who do you think he's gonna call? When Joe has a nightmare, who does he want? And when I'm sitting here already sad about Mitchell leaving, who do you think I want to walk into this room?
Gloria: Me?
Jay: Of course! And I think I know what's going on here. You're feeling guilty about working. Don't. Do you think I ever felt guilty working while you held down the fort here?
Gloria: You sure didn't.
Jay: No, and now it's time for you to go out into the world and crush it.
Gloria: While you hold down the fort and look pretty?
Jay: Well, I'm not just a sex object. I have other gifts.