Tashi: Absolutely not!
Cameron: Okay, be reasonable, Tashi. I... Tonight's a big game for me. I... I need to project authority, and your antics undermine me.
Tashi: Well, buckle up, Coach, 'cause I'm taking it up a giant notch and taping today's game for my college apps.
Cameron: Okay, you're gonna get into college. You have fantastic grades.
Tashi: Oh, you're right... an Asian kid with great grades. That's fresh. I need to guarantee a spot. Mascot-ing sets me apart.
Cameron: Listen, you little punk. I could suspend you. How would your fancy colleges like to see that on your record, huh?
Tashi: [chuckles] Nice try, but, uh, my free expression is protected by the Supreme Court ruling in North Dakota vs. Bandito.
Cameron: Oh, you... you halftime hacks. No scruples, no honor.
Tashi: [scoffs] Is this a clown thing again?
Cameron: We clowns have more humanity in one of our whimsically oversized pinkies, more than you do in your entire stinky costume.
Tashi: You powder-faced elitists, looking down your red noses at everybody! Wipe the pie out of your eyes. The revolution is coming!