Cameron: All right, and now on to our commencement speaker. He is a pillar of the community, an entrepreneur and closeteer, Mr. Jay Pritchett. [applause]
Jay: [clears throat] Commencement. "C" for "courage," "O" for "opportunity," the first "M"... [students hooting]
[aside to camera:]
Cameron: Disaster had struck. But did I panic? No. No one chooses to be a wartime principal. But we're the ones history remembers.