Claire: Wow, it's wild to think where all these kids are gonna end up, right? I mean, there's so many great schools. In fact, our... Oh. Is something wrong?
Ashley: [voice breaking] Our daughter joined ISIS.
Claire: Oh, God!
Ashley: [sobs] The government said she's not an American anymore. There's a van always parked in front of our house.
Claire: Oh, God. I'm so sorry.
Phil: [high-pitched] Did Claire tell you our daughter's a genius?