Gloria: Manny, you passed the cuts, so why aren't you in a better mood?
Manny: [sighs] You bribed my dean to get me past the cut, didn't you?
Gloria: I would never do something like that.
Manny: Oh, bravo! If Lisa Wagner pulled out that performance, maybe she wouldn't be driving back to her parents' house with a trunk full of handmade puppets and a suddenly very uncertain future.
Gloria: I didn't bribe anyone. I don't know why you're talking such crazy things.
Manny: Because I saw you bribe Sensei Ron.
Joe: Wait. You bribed Sensei Ron?! So this is just a lie?! Are there others? Who the hell even am I?!