Phil: But you know what? Today I want to talk to him. I think I'll let ol' Skip know I have a daughter graduating from Caltech.
Claire: No, honey, we are not the kind of parents who make ourselves look good by bragging about our kids.
Phil: Then why did we even have them, Claire? Are we really not gonna crow about it when one of our kids finally does something we can be proud of? I love you both very much.
Luke: I'm comfortable being the hot one.