Alex: It's prank week, and I spent the whole time in the library. Sometimes I feel like I just went through the four best years of my life, only I forgot to make them the four best years of my life.
Phil: Well, college isn't over. And I just may be able to help you make up for a little lost time. Hot Wing Trivia's about to start. I have you guys registered as "The Dunphys"?
Alex: How did you...? You knew I was coming?
Phil: Let's not forget where you learned about that tracking app. [Scottish accent] And there's one tiny change. We're actually the MacDunphys.