Bill: The hardest thing about dating Alex... well, besides all the big words... is just knowing she grew up with a perfect guy in her life. It's pretty hard to compete with.
Dylan: That's what scares me about having kids with Haley. Even if I'm an awesome dad, I'll still fall short of you.
Luke: Try being his son, knowing you'll never measure up. It's no picnic. Which is ironic, because we go on a lot of picnics.