Haley: You know what else hit the ground today? Me. While I was bending over to pickup a doughnut off the floor! It was covered in dust balls, but I didn't care, 'cause I'm a disgusting pig monster.
Claire: Oh, honey, please. You're as... as beautiful as ever.
Haley: Tell that to MugScan.
[aside to camera:]
Haley: MugScan is a face-recognition program we use at work. It was really mean to me.
[flashback:]
Female Voice: Good morning, Wayne.
Haley: Wayne? I'm not Wayne, you jerk!