Quote from Phil in Red Alert
Phil: Uh, Desmond, this is my director, Luke. Luke: I'm your son. Phil: Aww. You always will be. Luke: Dad. Phil: Desmond is the brains behind the best high-end real-estate walkthrough videos. He's helped move more houses than, um... than, uh... What's the... What's the crack that... causes all the earthquakes? Luke: The San Andreas fault. Phil: [laughs] That's funny.