Claire: [aside to camera] Alex's boyfriend, Bill, has cooked up some invention he wants us to invest in. Why us? Because someone inspired him.
[flashback:]
Phil: As you can see, my patent-pending Wear-Chair TM, barely noticeable.
Bill: I love it.
Phil: Whenever I get tired of standing, all I have to do, press this button. A spring-loaded leg jets out to provide me with a comfy seat. [grunts]
Claire: You put it on backwards, didn't you?
Phil: [strained] My point is, Bill, there's a great invention inside all of us.