Joe: The yoke of Spanish oppression will chafe Colombian shoulders no longer! My saber thirsts for European blood!
Gloria: So cute!
Manny: Bravo!
Gloria: He looked it up and memorized it himself.
Joe: Hey, Dad. You know how kids tease me 'cause I'm the shortest kid in the class?
Jay: Oh, don't listen to what they say!
Joe: Right! Uncle Alvaro was only five feet tall and he led a whole army! I'm gonna be brave like him.
Jay: Viva Uncle Alvaro.