Quote from Jay in Blasts from the Past
Joe: I want to give these old toys to Haley's babies. Gloria: Oh, Joe, that's so sweet! Joe: Now I have room in the closet for my lizard. Gloria: Lizard? I thought that you were just going to the pet shop to look. Jay: I can't say no to that face. You're gonna have to be bad cop 'til puberty, you know, when the Pritchett Adam's apple and fuzz-stache show up.