Phil: [in Italian] "Italy is the most beautiful country in the world, no?"
Claire: "Yes. The food is delicious and the people nice."
Phil: "Ah. Let's stop. And kill that old man for directions."
Claire: "Our Italian has gotten very big." [high fives Phil]
[aside to camera:]
Phil: We're taking a four-week bicycle trip through the vineyards of Italy!
Claire: We figure that this summer, our whole lives are gonna be turned upside-down when Haley, Dylan, and their twins move in with us, so why not splurge on a grandbaby-moon?
Phil: So we've been hitting the language tapes, the, uh... the stationary bikes, and a couple of times a day, I wolfishly whistle at Claire to prepare her for that timeless Roman charm.