Claire: Hello, Phil.
Phil: Oh!
Claire: Oh, that's right. The tree's back where it belongs.
Phil: You stole it?!
Claire: Oh, no, you did. Just like you stole my family of plastic Thanksgiving turkeys, my inflatable Easter bunny, and my Uncle Sam piñata, all for your open houses. Today was my chance to shed a very unfair reputation.
Phil: Claire...
Claire: I put two people in the hospital one time, and now I'm a Christmas ruiner.
Phil: Fire!