Quote from Dylan in Stuck in a Moment
Haley: Well, we're telling them today, okay? That way, if Mom freaks, she'll have 10 days in Bermuda to calm down. Alex: Okay, then go now! She's never in a better mood than on Christmas Eve. Dylan: Wait, is this a good way to tell her? We hang a stocking for "Grandma Claire," and when she goes, "I'm not a grandma," we go, "Tell that to Haley and my's baby." Alex: Promise me you won't home school this kid.