Jerry: Dede and I never had a cross word.
Jay: What? That is not possible.
Jerry: Yep. If things ever got heated, I'd come up behind her, put my hands on her neck...
Jay: I'm with you so far.
Jerry: ...then massage her and tell her she was right.
Jay: But what if she wasn't right?
Jerry: [chuckles] That's ego talking. In Buddhism, we believe it's better to conquer yourself than win a thousand battles.
Jay: That's why Nepal is always crushing it at the Olympics.