Principal Brown: Coach Tucker, I don't know why this man is here, but he's a member of the "elderly protected class," and legally we can't contradict him. I'm sorry, you're gonna have to find a gentler way to motivate your players.
Cameron: I don't know any other way to coach.
Jay: What we need is advice from someone who played football but also is a namby-pamby Millennial weirdo.
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Manny: Thank you for coming.