Quote from Jay in Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Gloria: We can be here all night. [aside to camera:] Jay: I couldn't. I was late to watch the fight at Shorty's. By the time I got there, the Polish sausage was gonna be down to those puckered end pieces. [back:] Gloria: [cellphone buzzes, gets up] Jay: Listen, I'll meet you halfway. When your mother's not looking, you eat a beet, I eat a beet. Deal? [Joe nods]