Claire: [aside to camera] Alex is up for a very prestigious government job that requires a family interview.
Phil: In case they bring one of those memory zappers, I've Sharpied all the pertinent information on my arm... PIN numbers, et cetera.
Claire: Oh, honey, you don't think that they're really going to...
Phil: Oh, do not worry, little lady. I got you covered. [uncovers right arm, with "Claire = Wife"]