Cameron: [high-pitched scream] Oh, Mitchell. Are you awake?
Mitchell: Yeah, I think the lady upstairs just screamed. Should we check on her?
Cameron: No, that was me. Something terrible just happened in the shower.
Mitchell: Oh, God. What did you try to shave?
Cameron: No, I forgot the words to "Thank God I'm A Country Boy."
Mitchell: Okay, two minutes ago, I was on the back of a snowmobile with Daniel Craig.