Phil: I hope you guys like counting 'crows. Es-crows, that is. [laughter]
[aside to camera:]
Phil: It had become a familiar sound, my eighteen devoted students laughing as one. Only something was different this time. It sounded like seventeen. Could it be that I had a wobbler in my midst? Sure enough, Paige Stevens was going through the course catalog. If I lost her, I'd be below my minimum and lose the class. For the sake of those dreamers, I had no choice but to unleash the Dunphy charm.