Quote from Jay in On the Same Paige
Mitchell: Thanks for breakfast, Dad. Jay: Hey, I love spending time with you two! [aside to camera:] Jay: Every month I've gotta burn off a minimum at the club, and literally, everybody else I knew was busy. That's also why I give a lot of birthday presents from the pro-shop. You know, mugs and visors that say "Kiss My Putter," "Talk Birdie To Me." Quality items. Everybody wins.