Claire: What is Dylan doing here?
Phil: He's making a grand gesture. He won't leave until he talks to Haley.
Claire: Oh, my God. It was one kiss.
Phil: [chuckling] Poor, naive Claire. It was two kisses.
Claire: You have something to do with this?
Phil: Haley was ghosting him.
Claire: What does that mean?
Phil: You are so not hip.